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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 07:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

Central Ohio woman battles severe form of non-alcoholic fatty liver disease - 10tv.com

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

What were Sauron's powers in The Lord of the Rings (LOTR)? Did he have any magic or anything like that?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I’ve Figured Out a Method for Keeping My Son’s Favorite Toy Clean. It Might Lead to Some Trust Issues. - Slate Magazine

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Webb telescope images frigid exoplanet in strange orbit - Phys.org

So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Stocks Stay Lukewarm After US, China Trade Talks: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg

No go.

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

Tooth fossil analysis upends current theory of prehistoric human evolution - Earth.com

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Trump’s trade war is bruising Apple — and your 401(k) - CNN

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why do some people prefer watching movies than reading novels even if they are both based on the same source material (book)?

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

AMD reportedly preparing Ryzen 7 9700F 8-core processor - VideoCardz.com

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

No way

Trump administration ends Duke center that made ‘significant’ HIV/AIDS discoveries - Raleigh News & Observer

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!